Defined a new era in style with the rugged
goatee and horned rim glasses look in the mid-90s. CPF's resident comic artist, author of the Ozone Commandos comic books, and creator of Anime Hell.
Director and one of the primary creative forces
behind most of CPF's body of work. Has a lethal combination of excellent special
effects and editing skills with gravity-defying hair.
CPF's primary writer, who, despite all contrary evidence, does not actually talk like a hick.
Collaborating with CPF right from its inception, Dave III has appeared in over half of CPF's projects and has brought public awareness of flexible metal hose to new heights.
Having become the de facto 'leading man' for
CPF, some people tend to overlook this propmaster's cool hardware achievements, such as
the Toomsuba suit and the Brain Tank.
Latest Role: Phred (Pale Blue Dot)
Best known role: Laura Kinsale (IJ & Edmund Fitzgerald)
CPF's resident leading lady, a status earned by her apparent willingness to wade through flooded drainage systems and be dangled from rooftops.
role: Hunter #1 (Foreshadowing)
Fell into the production of BAD III when called on to bring in a tape,
and ending up with a few speaking lines. Many will be grateful for the schooling GW gives
to his thespian brethren. And if you want to know about speakers, Gordos the guy to
Best known role: Union certified technician (Foreshadowing)
role: Cassie (Pong)
Popping over from the vast wasteland of Texas for the occasional shoot, Eileen does have periodic speaking parts. Okay, just in Ozone Commandos.
Best known role: Himself
aka Rich Lather, director of parody films for Jigoku no Video,
and host of the Lather's Blather podcast. Builder
of costumes extraordinaire, including such masterpieces as Chojin Sentai Jesus from
Ozone Commandos. Also known for his keen insight and interviewing skills. He's dedicated,
implacable, and feduciary.
role: Space Detective Shadow Rollins (Ozone Commandos)
A really mellow guy who plays great bad guy roles. (CPF factoid: First
member of CPF to have decent looking facial hair...1995 Reuters)
Best known role: Sascha, the Wonder Blonde (Ozone Commandos)
Shanghied into filming on OZC at the last minute (11 years ago,) Laura is probably the only CPF member with a respectable job. She's also not actually blonde, but for purposes of film, we'll overlook that.
appearance: Men In Black
Around since near the dawn of time, last Thursday, Grant holds the
'honor'? of having the highest percentage of his onscreen spoken lines appearing in The
Abyss Gazes Also (CPF's blooper reel film, which he helped compile) than any other CPF regular. Grant is the writer/publisher of The GMS Legion.
Best known role: "The Girl" (Corn Dog 7)
role: Foster's Guy (Corn Dog 7)
Working with CPF since the early days of The Making of Star Dipwads, this
burgeoning talent makes his most significant on screen presence as 'The Foster's Guy' in
Corn Dog 7.
Some other notables who have helped out:
Lloyd Carter, Phillip Elliot, Nathan Newton, Tim Eldred, Steve Harrison, David Rains, Ed
Hill, Mark Prindle, Darius Washington, Daric Jackson, Mike Doyle, Scott Weikert, Alara Rogers, Will Rabon, Ansley Sanders, and many many more!!