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CPF Times Even Brander and Newer!!! From Corn Pone Flicks, its newest year 2002 production, it's.... well, we'll just have to let you find out for yourself, as it'd ruin the surprise a bit to say more ... Right Click the following link and select 'Save Target As...' to download CPF's new film Corn Pone Flicks' Latest Production... Brand New!! From Corn Pone Flicks it's...
PONG! Now available from Corn Pone Flicks, a 5 minute trip back into the debauchery of the 1970s. A divx download version, 5 min, ~26 MB, available below. Right Click the following link and select 'Save Target As...' to download CPF's new film PONG! Right Click the following link and select 'Save Target As...' to download CPF's Indiana Jones film 'trailer'...this test is to see how our hosting of larger files goes ^^. It's ~19MB, 6 min. avi in DivX ;) mpeg4 format: Corn Pone Flicks' Indiana Jones film Right Click the following link and select 'Save Target As...' to download yet another fabulous CPF masterwork, Deep Brown Swamp... This video file is a bit larger than IJEF. It's ~39MB, 5 min. avi in DivX ;) mpeg4 format. When you see the footage, you'll see how much more difficult to compress it is :) View classic Corn Pone Flicks masterworks from times past. First is Bonus Track (8.5 MB, 1.5 minute length), and second is CPF's 1997 short B.O.A. (approx 10 MB, 1 minute.) NEW: the ancient CPF Classic Flexible Metal Hose Co. Vs. The Universe (3.8Mb, 1 min.) and the 1995 Mega-hit Corn Dog 7 (7 minutes, ~70mb.) They are all in divX format as well. Once again, right click and save the .avi file.
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Alien Scientists Baffled By The CowBlood, Anus Particularly MystifyingIn a Washington press conference today a representative of the Reticulan League, the
foremost group of extraterrestrials currently making visits to earth, announced that his
research team was stumped by Terran bovines. Exalted Quantifier Bebble Q'nah reported that
despite meticulous examination of myriad specimens, investigative teams still couldn't
fathom the beast's squishy parts. "Earthmen, I myself have probed thousands of cow
rectums collected over the last three decades. Yet still its subtleties elude me."
Mr. Q'nah went on to say that nearly thirty percent of the entire operating budget of the
Zeta Reticuli star system is now being spent annually in the process of scaring cows to
death and then coring out their anuses. By contrast, only seven percent is expended on
Reticulan human clone-breeding project. "We know the sphincter is always located on
the same end of the cow, but what exactly does it do? That's the 50 million quatloo
question." Despite press interest, the Quantifier refused to take any questions,
instead referring reporters to "the obvious import of our recent wheat
ideograms." Area Man Rues Slowness of WitCaustic Rejoinder Minutes LateDuring a heated political argument in the Westech Systems breakroom this past Thursday,
associate technician Roger Donaldson found himself temporarily at a loss for words. His
opponent, 37-year-old floor manager Teddy Bonds, seized the opportunity to sneer a
particularly vicious bon mot against the Libertarian Party. This proved to be the last
words spoken during the argument, as the work bell rang before Donaldson could gather his
thoughts. "I was checking the transient peaks in the relay assembly when the perfect
comeback occurred to me." But by this time, Bonds was nowhere to be seen. "Man,
what a snappy one-liner. Just the sort of thing that would've shut that prick up." As
of press time, Donaldson was considering starting another argument along similar lines
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There are no nude photos of Britney Spears on this site!Leper Jim Remarks, "Huh?"
That's absolutely correct. Nor are there any nude photos of Cameron Diaz, Heather Graham, Jennifer Lopez, Drew Barrymore, Thora Birch, Katie Holmes, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Salma Hayek, or Jennifer Love Hewitt to be found here, either. Also, we do not have Adobe Photoshop 6.0 available for illegal download, and most certainly do not know where one could puchase stolen laptops with no serial numbers, because we make parody films, and that's all. Apologies to all those who may have gotten the wrong idea. Here's a quick guide to what the site is all about: First, this News page here will contain important information regarding the site, and the very latest from the CPF crew themselves. Commonly read editorials, instruction pages, special reports, and links to other sites are referenced in the far left sidebar. The Filmography page contains a listing of all of Corn Pone Flicks' projects in a list form. Clicking on a title from the list pops up a window with exquisite detail about each work. The Filmography page also includes a link to up-to-date information regarding upcoming CPF projects. The About CPF page contains biographical and other information about the cast of characters that makes up the gestalt of zaniness known as Corn Pone Flicks. The Contact page is VERY VERY important. It includes ALL THE DETAILS about how one should contact Corn Pone Flicks and request copies of their films. Please, please read this section carefully! The CPF elder gods are extremely busy and following these guidelines helps immensely when it comes to the time it takes to get tapes done. The CPF Mailing List is a new addition; a place to go to if you want to blather about our crap (or at least listen to us do so) and/or ask questions and such. The CPF F.A.Q. contains additional info the curious reader might wish to peruse regarding what we do and why. So don't say we never talk to you.
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